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2. December 2003, 18:45:05

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

'Can you smell carrots?'

lol! the simple ones are the best!!

28. November 2003, 18:10:42

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Subject: Relating to the Prince Charles scandal.

Why does Prince Charles not use bookmarks?

Because he is used to bending over pages! ;)

25. November 2003, 18:00:58

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Subject: Re: Aussies

lol@Steve R KM!!

Hey the Aussies must still be sore after the weekend, so lets leave them alone again...like on another convict colony island thousands of miles away from from nowhere!

;-)

23. November 2003, 23:41:49

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Subject: Re: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

Ok ok, we'll give you the cricket! your pretty dam good at that! :)

22. November 2003, 20:54:36

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Subject: No hard feelings against the Aussies after today's amazing World cup final match...I'll cheer you up a little with a joke!

An Englishman wanted to become an Irishman, so he visited a doctor to find
out how to go about this. "Well" said the doctor, "this is a very delicate
operation and there is a lot that can go wrong. I will have to remove half
your brain". "That's OK" said the Englishman. "I've always wanted to be
Irish and I'm prepared to take the risk".

The operation went ahead but the Englishman woke to find a look of horror on
the face of the doctor. "I'm so terribly sorry!!" the doctor said. "Instead
of removing half the brain, I've taken the whole brain out". The patient
replied, "No worries, mate!!"