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24. November 2003, 13:04:46 Subject: Aussies Whats the difference between an Australian and a pig?
Pigs dont turn into Australians when drunk How do you get an Australian onto a roof? Tell them the drinks are on the house What do you call an Australian woman with 2 brain cells? Pregnant What did the Australian girls right leg say to the left leg? Nothing..they never met Why do Australians men prefer Blondes? They like the interlectual company Why do Australians put XXXX on cans of lager? Because they cant spell beer What do you call an Australian in a suit? The defendant NEWSFLASH An Australian library burnt down at the weekend and 2 books were destroyed 24. November 2003, 14:57:01 Subject: Re: Aussies Hey Steve...where on did you unearth those? They are terrible!!! :) 25. November 2003, 18:00:58 Subject: Re: Aussies lol@Steve R KM!!
Hey the Aussies must still be sore after the weekend, so lets leave them alone again...like on another convict colony island thousands of miles away from from nowhere! ;-) |
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