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24. December 2007, 03:18:32

16. August 2007, 23:50:19
Subject: Re: Teethbrush
Summertop: ROFL!!!!

11. July 2007, 04:07:04
Subject: Re: Why Why Why?
Modified by Eriisa (11. July 2007, 04:08:04)

something funny

(as requested)

7. July 2007, 14:33:15
Subject: Re: Top ten ways to procrastinate
Thad: LOLOL!!!!!

11. April 2006, 01:26:13
Subject: Re:
Maxxina: ROFL!!!!! I had to print that one out!

22. March 2006, 04:28:53
Subject: Re: Angels
Sarah1980: ROFL!!!!

22. March 2006, 02:56:30
Subject: What is intelligence?
Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him."

So he climbed out of the hole and went to his boss. "Why are we digging in the hot sun and you're standing in the shade?" "Intelligence," the boss said. "What do you mean, intelligence'?"

The boss said, "Well, I'll show you. I'll put my hand on this tree and I want you to hit it with your fist as hard as you can." The ditch digger took a mighty swing and tried to hit the boss' hand. The boss removed his hand and the ditch digger hit the tree. The boss said, "That's intelligence!"

The ditch digger went back to his hole. His friend asked, "What did he say?" "He said we are down here because of intelligence." "What's intelligence?" said the friend. The ditch digger put his hand on his face and said, "Take your shovel and hit my hand."

21. March 2006, 01:47:00
Subject: Re:
Floyd Krieger: why, yes it is, very funny!

Love that every time I hear it, Sarah!

23. February 2006, 21:10:55
yeah, I liked that one!

2. February 2006, 17:40:11
dare I admit to #11?

25. January 2006, 14:01:15
Subject: Re: Bush has got to go
redfrog: ROFL!!!! I love it!

16. January 2006, 22:45:31
ROFL~ I love that one every time I read it!

11. December 2005, 04:34:00
Subject: Re: quiz
amandalove: ok, how's you do that! lol

18. November 2005, 03:30:55
Subject: Re: your brain on brainking
nobleheart: Still ROFLing

28. September 2005, 17:16:35
Subject: Re:
Backoff: LMAO! oh Bubba, that is too funny!!!! Did ya show that to Mary?

27. September 2005, 21:20:25
Subject: Re:
ScarletRose: LMAO!!! That was great!

14. July 2005, 14:33:14
Subject: Re: Just a friendly reminder.
ClayNashvilleTn: hey I LIKE those weeds !!!

22. June 2005, 11:14:36
<shaked head in despair>

15. June 2005, 02:54:27
----- picking self up off the floor!

4. June 2005, 00:18:01
Subject: Re:
gekrompen hoofd: yes, there are many good jokes on here. I'm glad you enjoy it.

3. June 2005, 18:36:43
Subject: Question....
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make
sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

2. June 2005, 13:32:48
Subject: Re: Potato clock
pgt: ok, I sound like a 78RPM record set to 33 1/3 and I still don't get it. Is it our American accent?

31. May 2005, 03:35:52
Subject: Re: Frogs
harley: ROFL!!!!

why do I think of these as bumble jokes??

12. May 2005, 13:25:25
oh!!!!! ROFL!

12. May 2005, 03:01:25
Subject: Re: dangerous hackers at irc
BIG BAD WOLF: I didn't think I was non-computer, but I didn't get it. Oh well, maybe next time. <shrug>

24. January 2005, 00:32:24
A man went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded rural area of the state he lived in.
After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and Bacon.
He noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he questioned his grandfather. "Are these plates
His grandfather replied, "Those plates are as clean as cold water can get them, so go on and finish your meal."
That afternoon, while eating the hamburgers his
grandfather made for lunch, he noticed tiny specks
around the edge of his plate, and a substance that
looked like egg yolks. He asked again, "Are you
sure these plates are clean?"
Without looking up from his hamburger his
grandfather said, "I told you before, those dishes
are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't
ask me anymore."
Later that afternoon, he was on his way out to get
dinner in a nearby town, As he was leaving, his
grandfather's dog started to growl and wouldn't
let him pass.
He said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me out."
Without diverting his attention from the football
game he was watching his grandfather shouted,
"COLDWATER, go lay down."

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