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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

KEEP IT PG rated

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22. May 2016, 10:54:24
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
rod03801: Okay I understand now.

21. May 2016, 20:54:09
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
Modified by Crosseyed Mary (21. May 2016, 21:26:34)
Brian1971: Only 14 I would have expected more if they are closing 269 stores. Or is that a joke?

21. May 2016, 20:53:21
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
Brian1971: That is a disgusting joke and not funny at all.

1. December 2015, 19:26:22
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
skinny18:

22. November 2015, 19:16:27
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
Mélusine:

22. December 2014, 14:45:17
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Banta Singh at it again!
Haridaspal: Very funny.

19. December 2014, 15:39:15
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Ask the chick
dams: Very funny.

14. October 2014, 17:09:45
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: A Texan in Australia.....
Haridaspal: Very funny. I liked that joke.

28. August 2014, 17:45:20
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re:
dams: Very funny.

19. May 2014, 08:40:58
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Following Instructions
Haridaspal:

22. February 2014, 09:12:36
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: WATER IN THE DISTRIBUTOR
Haridaspal:

18. February 2014, 22:33:14
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: OBEDIENCE
Haridaspal:

18. February 2014, 22:32:50
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: COPY PASTE
Haridaspal:

13. February 2014, 20:13:30
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: THE PROPOSITION
Haridaspal:

17. October 2013, 15:41:21
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Panacea!
dams: very funny.

17. November 2006, 22:33:12
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Hahaha
Sarah1980:

17. November 2006, 22:31:35
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Lol
yoyudax: I liked that one.

3. November 2006, 09:52:37
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Birthday cake.
Sarah1980: Thank you.

2. November 2006, 22:23:58
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Birthday cake.
Sarah1980: OMG I hope Mouse does not see that lol. On the other hand can borrow the link? LMAO.

2. November 2006, 22:21:17
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Funny yet silly.
Sarah1980:

1. November 2006, 00:13:12
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Tee hee.
Sarah1980:

1. November 2006, 00:12:41
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Hee hee.
skipinnz:

31. October 2006, 22:28:38
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Another funny one.
Sarah1980: OMG lol I hope Mousetrap reads this joke lol.

30. October 2006, 13:41:13
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Too old.
Sarah1980: LMAO very good.

29. October 2006, 20:58:41
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Moderators Guidelines.
Thad: Ok thanks for that info.

29. October 2006, 20:31:53
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: its still a funny joke & relatively clean
mook53lhd: I have to say you confused me somewhat, one minute it was ok and then next I had over stepped the mark. I bet you some kids today could shock me even. You cannot keep them wrapped in cotton wool. They are more aware at 10yrs and younger than I was at 17yrs.

29. October 2006, 20:23:19
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Moderators Guidelines.
Modified by Crosseyed Mary (29. October 2006, 20:24:03)
Rose: That joke was read out on a popular radio station in the UK, at a time when children where about. I think you people need to get real and see that there is far worse being said on TV and in films and just about everywhere.
I did not see any complains about the two old men joke.
It is clear to me that it is more who told the joke. Moderators need to learn to be less bias because you may not like someone. And I have noticed that some moderators have double standards.

29. October 2006, 11:32:38
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Re: Moderators Guidelines.
tazman7474: Last one on list:
REMEMBER: This is suppose to be a fun game site, so some off-topic post and fun can be a good thing, so be careful not to over-moderate, and try not to nit-pick every post to find something wrong with it.

This is the joke board?

29. October 2006, 01:33:49
Crosseyed Mary 
Subject: Egg Timer:
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. He walks
in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me - this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his
all on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns
to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

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