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31. October 2006, 23:49:38
skipinnz 
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into a
small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.
He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Kiwi



G'day,mind if I talk to your dog?"
Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Aussie."
Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Kiwi: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Kiwi: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Kiwi: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Kiwi: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the villager)
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,brushes
me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Kiwi: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Kiwi: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."

1. November 2006, 00:12:41
crosseyed_uk 
Subject: Re: Hee hee.
skipinnz:

1. November 2006, 12:03:53
Haridaspal 
Subject: Re:
skipinnz: Fantastic!

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