A man calls the police department stating that he heard gunshots at his neighbor's next door apartment. A policeman quickly arrives and knocks on the door, A lady answers the door with a gun her hand, The cop is shocked and while standing in the hall, he asked the lady "What happened?' 'I just shot my husband." She says "Why did you do that? the cop asks "I just washed the floor and my husband walked all over it." she says The cop doesn't know what to do so he called his captain and tells him the story. The captain tells him to go in and arrest her. The cop says "Are you kidding me? I'm not going in there.The floor is still wet."