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6. November 2013, 05:53:40

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Subject: Traffic ticket 1 - what vengeance is all about

A teacher breaks a traffic red light. Cop accosts her.

"Occupation, ma'am?"

Teacher: "Please let me go, I am a teacher."

Cop: "Ooh I've waited for this moment the whole year since I joined my job. Ok, write 10000 times, 'I SHALL NEVER VIOLATE A TRAFFIC SIGNAL AGAIN'!"

PS: This is very pertinent to India :-D