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A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)



Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

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28. lestopado 2020, 09:13:29
pgt 
And nothing funny has happened in the whole world for two months!

2. prosenca 2020, 22:47:41
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: Sarah Fuller has been tasked...
with launching the United States' nuclear arsenal ....citizens are encouraged to evacuate now!

7. prosenca 2020, 06:05:50
stingray1 
O čem je toďten plk: Mummies Jokes
Where do mummies go for a swim? Answer : to the dead sea !!! To
What kind of music do mummies like? Answer: wrap must !!!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

7. prosenca 2020, 06:08:40
stingray1 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: Mummies Jokes
stingray1: correcting my typo to wrap music,

7. prosenca 2020, 08:50:50
pgt 
If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot.

7. prosenca 2020, 08:56:50
Mousetrap 
O čem je toďten plk: Re:
pgt:

18. prosenca 2020, 07:01:17
stingray1 
O čem je toďten plk: Christmas Jokes
Q. What goes oh! oh! oh!?
A. Santa walking backwards!

Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
A. Rude-olph!

Q. What kind of music do Santa's helpers like?
A. Wrap music!

Q.What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
A. Silent Night!

12. ledna 2021, 23:55:20
Skyking 
haha

16. ledna 2021, 10:54:01
Mousetrap 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: Christmas Jokes
stingray1: Yep yep good

5. června 2021, 10:08:50
pgt 
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought “That’s the last thing I need!”

5. června 2021, 17:06:42
Skyking 
ooookkkkk

6. června 2021, 01:03:02
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: Re:
pgt:

INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :)

16. června 2021, 18:04:47
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: Did you hear the one about the proctologists?
They fell in glove :)

7. lestopado 2021, 00:51:45
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: Never Forget!
the 5th of November

11. dobna 2022, 23:40:17
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: "My Wife's side of the...
water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield

18. červenca 2022, 20:31:43
ketchuplover 
2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad

6. ledna 2023, 09:12:36
pgt 
No jokes for about six months! What a sad world!

Ok!!

Someone stole my credit card, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did!

9. ledna 2023, 12:35:49
Mousetrap 
O čem je toďten plk: Re:
pgt:

1. dobna 2023, 19:02:07
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: looketh
over there!

18. unora 2024, 07:05:17
BadBoy7 
O čem je toďten plk: funny joke
A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.

Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.

The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."

18. unora 2024, 15:56:13
Smiler. 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: funny joke
Přetvořeny oževatelem Smiler. (19. unora 2024, 14:50:26)
BadBoy7: That was very funny.

3. dobna 2024, 19:19:21
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: My Snow Shoes...
melted

4. dobna 2024, 15:49:45
Smiler. 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: My Snow Shoes...
ketchuplover:

6. řína 2024, 21:44:47
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: WHY...
is random always spelled the same?

10. řína 2024, 18:28:39
Walter Montego 
O čem je toďten plk: Re: WHY...
ketchuplover: Predictably, yes it is.

12. ledna 2025, 17:38:21
ketchuplover 
O čem je toďten plk: My Favorite Chess Anecdote
A russian peasant came to the world champion and said he had a system that guaranteed white won in 12 moves against any defense....the champion took the challenge twice losing in 12 moves both times....then the 2nd best player took him on and also lost in 12 moves....OMG! said the listener 'what did you do?' the champion replied 'why we killed him of course'

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