A russian peasant came to the world champion and said he had a system that guaranteed white won in 12 moves against any defense....the champion took the challenge twice losing in 12 moves both times....then the 2nd best player took him on and also lost in 12 moves....OMG! said the listener 'what did you do?' the champion replied 'why we killed him of course'
(do skréše) Ťokni na špilošovo méno a pak na oddil Okončeny špile, pak na méno špila a nakonec na orčité špil, nad kerym tak možeš přeméšlet do aleluja. (Servant) (okázat šecke vechetávke)