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<< < 1 2 3 > >> 11. October 2005, 05:56:46 that brings back memories,when i was a kid,I slipped down a slick river bank & slide into a grove of nettles. 9. October 2005, 01:38:08 9. October 2005, 01:25:00 Subject: Re: caramba :] Maxxina: what was that sign telling us to do,pee over the wall?lol 8. October 2005, 05:56:27 Subject: say what? 8. October 2005, 05:55:10 Subject: oops duh oh ya show the link 8. October 2005, 05:54:29 Subject: no its not anna nicole smith... ...but it is udderly the strangest roadside attraction I have seen to date. 29. September 2005, 03:06:44 do they deliver that?
http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/q-t/signsquarefootpizza.jpg see the 21st picture from the top: http://www.freewebs.com/damacespage/pictures.htm 27. September 2005, 21:47:08 27. September 2005, 21:45:15 27. September 2005, 20:10:24 Subject: Re: ty for the funny clip ScarletRose ScarletRose: if you like balloons ,I have 2 links for you..he he he 27. September 2005, 19:59:48 Subject: Re: boat name = Backoff: =temporary insanity
sorry..it is a small pic i am using the avant browsermit has a magnify .jpg function 26. September 2005, 23:33:36 Subject: more irony-look close http://www.nd.edu/~ehalton/EuroTour02/Irony.jpg
http://www.majordojo.com/uploads/popup.gif http://www.terranova.net/content/images/irony.jpg https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/photos/steve/2005/03/20050319170043.jpg http://www.carltonappraisalsinc.com/HurricanePhotos/Irony.JPG http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/ssign8.jpg note the boat name http://www.helpinsureme.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/boat~accident~2.jpg 24. September 2005, 23:12:30 Subject: todays funny sign = irony 19. September 2005, 22:49:47 Subject: more funny sign Fifth Third Bancorp(did they lose count?)
http://www.richardfranke.com/r5066/p9859mc.jpg what were they thinking? http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/lick_a_chick.html http://www.wernersplace.com/images/pork_sign.jpg 19. September 2005, 05:39:32 Subject: do you see them too? lol 19. September 2005, 02:48:15 Subject: funny sign 17. September 2005, 22:07:16 17. September 2005, 22:06:07 gee,the thought never occured to me:
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/318763/2/Funny_Sign.jpg 17. September 2005, 21:58:35 Subject: anyone know any funny signs or ads? 13. September 2005, 22:48:31 Subject: jokes that are for the birds. the lady & the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber. She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived. He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?" He replied, "It's the plumber." He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?" He said, "It's the plumber!" He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?" He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!" Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway. The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!" The parrot said, "It's the plumber." -=-=-=- the lady & the bad parrot A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.My husband was a ship captain & when he died,I inhereted his parrot.but she only know how to say one thing." "What does sshe say?",the priest asked. She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?" "That's terrible", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your talking female parrot over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray with th prayer beads and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrot will learn to pray and worship." "Thank you." said the lady. So the next day, the lady brings her female parrot to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots. She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?" One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "throw your beads away.Our prayers have been answered." 11. September 2005, 21:56:05 long lost twins set 2:
bruno gerussi http://www.canadiancopywriter.ca/brunogerussi.jpg obelix http://rallye.gaulois.free.fr/intro-obelix.gif 11. September 2005, 21:08:02 Subject: ok ok jokers,I have an idea for something to do for fun & to see if you have any neurons firing. you have to find,on your own, a set of "long lost twins" (or triplets)as a joke.
heres my 1st two to start you & so you get the idea. -- long lost twins set 1: ET http://www.originalalamo.com/images/et.jpg kelsey grammar http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/112504_grammar.jpg - long lost triplets set 2: michael jackson http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38289000/jpg/_38289931_jackson150.jpg ari http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/planetoftheapes3.jpg phantom of the opera http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon%20(Phantom%20of%20the%20Opera,%20The)_01.jpg 8. September 2005, 06:53:03 michael jacson's next cosmetic surgery:
http://www.planetstern.com/pod/jackson.jpg 6. September 2005, 00:46:20 hey AD I love your new jed clampett look.
hot dam granny,makes me want to run right out & jump in the C-ment pond. 3. September 2005, 03:00:08 Subject: Re: People seem to like dog jokes so... spicieangel:
canine cackles: http://www.billzilla.org/DOGBLOW.jpg http://www.grendoxdachshunds.com/weenie%20dog%20magnet.jpg http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/swa0199l.jpg http://www.forcounsel.com/products/8216.jpg http://www.camplotsadogs.ca/images/joke-memo.gif http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1995-02-25.gif http://www.craigmarloch.org.uk/images/jokes/lostpupy.jpg http://www.rawmeatybones.com/readers_pics/DogLawyer.jpg http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~chris/humour/image/dog.jpg http://marbella.to/humour/aug00/catsale.jpg 1. September 2005, 03:38:17 read this sentence out loud repeatedly.
1st time read the whole thing. each consecuative time , read it out loud as per the last time you red it except for the last word: oh! harry let's not park here. 30. August 2005, 02:11:55 Subject: Re:Bet you can't do this! ScarletRose: yuckers...
ya,but can you do this,I can http://www.jambl.net/m/albert2.jpg http://www.newhair.com/images/resources/mp-2002-scalplaxity/scalplaxity_fig03.jpg 30. August 2005, 02:07:36 Subject: how about a couple of clean blonde jokes? http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Blonde-Joke.jpg
http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Bleached-Blonde-Joke.jpg http://www.raylindstrom.com/files/MS_Word_for_Blondes_v1_0.jpg http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/blonde.html blonde pole dancer http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/pole_dancer.html 30. August 2005, 01:55:23 Subject: Re:Post away please!! haha I would love to see them.. ScarletRose: ok u asked for it,clean redneck jokes:
http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/redneck_gingerbread_house.jpg redneck cat carrier http://people.ucsc.edu/~goldnboi/Funny%20Pictures.htm http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/3261.html http://www.the-joke-box.com/pictures/960.png http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/r/redneck_snow_plough.jpg http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/r/redneck_body_work.jpg http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/horseshoes.jpg redneck BBQ http://www.extremetomfoolery.com/jokepics/446.jpg -- ok,who do we pick on next(on in good fun) 21. August 2005, 19:20:16 Y Y's U r
Y Y's U B I C U R Y Y's for me --- other acronyms like this I am looking for,any of u clever brats know any? 21. August 2005, 19:14:57 Subject: did you hear about the girl with a lisp that didn't believe in mistakes? to her,every miss was a myth ¤¤¤ groan ¤¤¤ 21. August 2005, 19:02:29 Subject: Re: Picabo, ICU. 19. August 2005, 04:07:58 Subject: Re: dangerous virus 15. August 2005, 01:04:07 harley,I think your smoking to much of that monkey loco-wed...lol 13. August 2005, 19:57:00 Subject: Re: The Year is 2029 volant: aren't all men from mars anyway?lol
---- "if they can put a man on the moon,why not all of them?". 30. July 2005, 04:04:02 Subject: knock - knock 24. July 2005, 05:22:40 Subject: he he he 22. July 2005, 20:53:34 Subject: silly search engines does anyone remember the UK comedy "father ted"
here is his search engine: http://www.doogle.org/ - elmer fudd's search engine http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/ ------ does anyone know any more?please share 22. July 2005, 06:59:10 Subject: "ANT" humour ANTIQUE = an old ant
ANCIENT = a really old ant ETCHANT = an ant artist ELEGANT = Foxy Lady ENCHANT = ScarletRose GALLANT = nobleheart VAGRANT = a hobo ant DEVIANT = ArtfulDodger ( just kidding) MUTANT = clay ( just kidding) PEASANT = a poor ant CANTEEN = were ants eat SEXTANT = no comment reliant = an ant you can depend on adamant = the 1st ant debutant= a girl ant bouyant = a boy ant submergant = a skin diving ant 21. July 2005, 23:20:34 Subject: Re: ScarletRose: gotta love ScarletRose's warped sense of humour. 17. July 2005, 20:30:58 Subject: A warning for all of you If ScarletRose comes to your front door saying he or she is conducting a medical survey on deer ticks, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM! she only wants to see you naked! 11. July 2005, 21:31:17 Subject: ok ok more 11. July 2005, 20:56:03 Subject: he he he,whats do the gals think of this? 11. July 2005, 20:39:26 Subject: todays giggle(just for les femmes) 5. July 2005, 22:47:47 Subject: todays funny pics 30. June 2005, 19:51:27 ah c'mon brats,a little class plase...enough with the toilet humour...lol..lets chnge the joke direction..mmm..let ss..mmm what next:
ok I know..a challenge everyone fins & share a funny (clean)photo: http://www.webwasteland.com/links-images/waterskiaccident.jpg 29. June 2005, 03:50:39 Subject: Re: For all Gammon players who end up at the bar skipinnz: blondes like backgammon because it has a bar & they get hit on 23. June 2005, 05:50:49 Subject: Re: Snow White harley: geesh..harley has been lead out into the "corn" field by Partica I think << < 1 2 3 > >> |
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