I hope you don't mind me posting this here, harleyplops. It's just a congratulatory message for my daughter. You know why!

Deep breath....

Llongyfarchiadau mawr, Eleni, cariad am Cofleidiau Cymraeg ydy nifer un.

Cariad mawr wrth mam a thad balch. Cofleidiau mawr!

Sorry if the grammar and mutations are wrong but it's all my own work! I know teenagers speak a different language to their parents, but seldom so literally!