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8. July 2006, 19:47:02

Scarlet Dragon

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Subject: Men who work at a Construction Site

There are three men who are working at a Construction Site an American, an Italan, and an Mexican.

It's there lunchbreak and they open there lunchboxes, the Mexican opens his agh a pizza if I get a pizza one more time
I'll kill myself, the Italan opens his agh a salad if I get a salad one more time I'll kill myself, and then the American opens his agh a sandwhich
if I get a sandwhich one more time I'll kill myself.

the next day at lunch:
the Mexican opens his lunch agh a pizza: and he jumps off the building then his wife says: oh if only he told me not to make pizza
the Italan opens his agh a salad: and he jumps off the building then his wife says: oh if only he told me not to make salad
then the American opens his lunch agh a sandwhich: and he jumps off the building then his wife says: don't look at me he makes his own lunch

7. July 2006, 20:07:55

Scarlet Dragon

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Subject: Don't even try

lock your doors run away but do not (I really mean this) do NOT read the past jokes...some of them are stupid! *203*

7. July 2006, 07:14:39

Scarlet Dragon

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Subject: Re: what crossed the road?

nobleheart: what's with the sumo peeps? lol. gotta love them chiken jokes...or something like that : P

5. July 2006, 18:55:41

Scarlet Dragon