BrainKing - Discussion boards (Jokes)

Moderator: Purple

Jokes

A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)

Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children.
All jokes should be family friendly.
No profanity
No jokes of a sexual nature

KEEP IT PG rated

Thanks!

List of discussion boards

Mode: Everyone can post

Show oldest messages first

26. November 2006, 18:26:39

King Reza

show this user posts | link

For decades, two heroic statues, one male and
one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel
came down from heaven.

"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to
them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to
bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do
anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel
brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the
bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling,
laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two
statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.

"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel,
winking at them.

Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male
statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon
down and I'll cr*p on it's head."