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5. August 2005, 09:52:00
TarantinoFan 
Subject: First Year Med School
First year med students were receiving their
first anatomy class with a real dead human body.


They all gathered around the surgery table with the body

covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In

medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a

doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything

involving the human body."

As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck

his finger in the bottom of the corpse, withdrew it, and

stuck his finger in his mouth.

Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.


The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of

the dead body and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and

told them: "The second most important quality is

observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my

index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."

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