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5. August 2005, 09:52:00
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Subject:
First Year Med School
First year med students were receiving their
first anatomy class with a real dead human body.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body
covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In
medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything
involving the human body."
As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck
his finger in the bottom of the corpse, withdrew it, and
stuck his finger in his mouth.
Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes,
but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of
the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and
told them: "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my
index finger. Now, learn to pay attention."
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