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20. July 2004, 16:16:10
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Things to do with your old Christmas Tree ....
1-post it through ur neighbours door at 2am in the morning shouting out "ITS CHRRRIIISSSSTTTMMAAASSSSSSS" ALSO IF U WAIT TILL MARCH IT WILL BE FUNNIER
2- TIE UP A LOCAL MP PUT HIM ON THE TREE AND SET FIRE TO HIM.....
3-SIT THERE PLAYING SHE LOVES ME SHE LOVES ME NOT WITH THE LEAVES IT'LL HELP PASS THE TIME BETWEEN EACH MEDICATION DOSE
4-GRIND IT DOWN AND FEED IT TO UR DOG
5-SPRAY IT ORANGE WITH BLUE SPOTS SELL IT FOR £1 MILLION and WIN THE TURNER PRIZE
6-GRIND IT DOWN AND SELL IT TO A VEGETARIAN AS A NEW TYPE OF SALAD
7-SEE HOW MANY TOOTHPICKS U CAN MAKE FROM IT
8-PLANT IT IN YOUR NEIGHBOURS GARDEN!!!RIGHT BY THE DOOR SO THEY CANT GET OUT
9-GIVE IT TO UR GIRLFRIEND AS A VALENTINES GIFT
10- CARVE AN ELABORATE SANTA TRAP FROM IT AND CATCH THE JOLLY RED MAN IN A SNARE THEN SHOOT HIM AND SELL HIS CARCASS TO MCDONALDS .
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