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29. June 2004, 18:38:55

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Subject: WORD PLAY

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's,

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

Polarize: What penguins see with.

Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.

Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.