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 JokesA place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-) Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children. All jokes should be family friendly. No profanity No jokes of a sexual nature KEEP IT PG rated Thanks! Mode: Everyone can post
17. May 2004, 15:16:23 A bum walked up to me on the street and said he hadn't had a bite all week....So I bit him.
epilogue: 1) Got arrested 2) Had to be tested... 3) 3 months probation... 4) Had to attend 'Anger management' course... 5) 100 hours of community service... 6) Charged with assault... 7) Slaped with a law suit... 8) Lost my job because of all the jail time.. 9) I'm apparently now the girlfriend of a woman named Big Bert.... 10) I've lost all will to EVER be literal about any joke... |
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