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12. November 2012, 16:56:10 Subject: All hands... abandon ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  12. November 2012, 23:56:55 Subject: Re: All hands... ketchuplover: [ Subject: All hands... abandon ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ] I decided to wait until after the election before designating myself as either "retired" or "unemployed". It's official now... I'm calling meself retired. So I'll be nothin' but a bow-leggedly corn cob pipe chewin' land-lubber from here on out. Maybe I can do some occasional day labor... or maybe work from home? Posting messages at this board seems to be the only real job I have at the moment, and I'm working for less than peanuts.... .... ( ? ) .... ( ! ) Eureka, that's it! I know what to do now! I'll get a job working for peanuts... dry roasted peanuts. 13. November 2012, 00:37:50 Subject: Re: Eureka, that's it! I know what to do now! I'll get a job working for peanuts... dry roasted peanuts  Iamon lyme: ???? You gonna join the circus and be an elephant?  13. November 2012, 03:49:33 Subject: Re: Eureka, that's it! I know what to do now! I'll get a job working for peanuts... dry roasted peanuts Artful Dodger: Elephant? I'd have more luck passing myself off as the Bearded Lady. Add a little padding here and there, let my hair grow out... use the ladies room instead of the other one. If I forget and start walking into the mens room someone might get suspicious and... and, uh... wait a sec... Peanuts!! That's right... I forgot about the peanuts! Okay then, forget the circus... I'll get a job as peanut inspector at a dry roasted peanut factory. 13. November 2012, 04:46:56 Subject: Re: Eureka, that's it! I know what to do now! I'll get a job working for peanuts... dry roasted peanuts Iamon lyme: Everybody who worked on Carter's farm worked for peanuts. Sort of. |
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