BrainKing - Plke o špilošovi (the wombat king)

I'm a wombat - what more do you want to know?

Okay, I'm actually bumble but I thought I'd better collar this ID while it was still available - although I can't imagine any other lunatic wanting it.

I live in Greece but I originally come from Darkest Peru (oh, that's been done hasn't it?)...from Darkest Australia. Actually, Tottenham, London N17.

I'm hairy-nosed rather than common and have a backward-facing pouch, which is a bit of a bugger to carry stuff in.

I have long, strong nails (okay, claws) which are great for picking my nose, playing guitar and digging holes.

I haven't got a tail (oh, pleeease! No 'Carry-On' humour here) and I'm about 3 feet long. Okay - 6'4". I've got brown fur...er, hair.

Oh, and I'm cute. I'm VERY happily married to a Greek wombat and we have 4 delightful womblets. And 1 horrible snotty one.