A frog in red trunks, sitting in the gras near the lake, mumbles, "I'm God - I'm God ..."
A stallion passing shakes his head in disbelief, but bites his tongue and goes his way ...
Next day and the following ones the same - the frog sitting there, "I'm God I'm God ..."
The stallion decides he must know the reason for that strange behaviour and closes up,

"Hey Frog - you are not God !"

"I'm God I'm God."

"Argh !! Now listen carefully - see, you are a definitely frog, god not - you are green,
have long leapy legs, a big quackmouth, you're better going to face it, you are a FROG."

"Hey Stallion, come a bit closer yet."

The frog stretches his pants a bit to grant a short glance, upon which the stallion exclaims,

"Oh my GOD !!!"