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12. December 2003, 20:57:45

Flubber

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Subject: Statistics

It's been said: Statistics never lie but liars often do statistics.

6. January 2004, 20:18:57

HEXYEBO

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Subject: Statistics don't lie

Think about this:
A. The number of physicians in the US is 700,000.
B. Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year is 120,000.
C. Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
(US Dept. of Health & Human Services)

Then think about this:
A. The number of gun owners in the US is 80,000,000.
B. The number of accidental gun deaths per year is 1,500.
C. The number of accidental deaths per gun owner 0.0000188.

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
As a public health measure, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear that the shock could cause people to seek medical attention.

6. January 2004, 20:33:13

skipinnz

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Subject: Re: Statistics don't lie

lmao, i'll never go to the doc again.