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7. December 2003, 12:51:21

myfanwy

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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "In the State of Michigan there will be 10 to 11 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. To allow the snow plough to gain access you must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Jeez, OK." and moves his car.

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 15 to 17 inches
of snow today in Michigan and a snow emergency has been declared. To allow the snow plough to gain access, you must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Ole got up from his coffee and replies, "Jeez, OK." and moves his car.

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast is, "In Michigan there will be 20 to 22 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He says to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?"
Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the garage."

8. December 2003, 17:40:47

Cole

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Subject: Re: The further adventures of Lena and Ole:

They wanted to have a baby, but try as the would, no baby.
After many test were run at the doctors office, one more was needed.
"Ole", said the doctor, "I want you to take this cup home, and bring me back a specimen".
"You betcha Doc." said Ole.
Two days the couple returned to the doctors office. But there wasn't anything in the cup.
"Doc" says Ole, "I tried it with my left hand, I tried it with my right. Lena here, She tried it with her left hand, she tried it with her right. Jeeze, Doc, she even tried it with her teeth in, she tried it with 'em out." sighed Ole. "We just couldn't get the cap off that little jar you gave us."