A guy walks into a bar and see's his buddy sitting there with a 12 inch lighter.
 " Hey, where did you get that" he asks.
 "You won't believe it, I was rubbing this beer glass and this genie pops out to grant me one wish"
 So the guy begs to try it himself.
He rubs the glass and sure enough....out pops the genie!
The genie grants him one wish.............
and as expected the guy wishes for " a million bucks".
After a few minutes the bar starts filling up with ducks.
The guy says " Wait a minute, I didn't ask for a million ducks".
His buddy replies " You think I asked for a 12 inch bic?"