old woman walk into a manchester butcher shop & asks the butcher for an eider duck.
the butcher puts a duck on the counter.
the old woman sticks her finger in the rear of the duck,then says"thats not an eider duck".
butcher get another duck.old woman again sticks her finger in the rear of the duck,then says"thats not an eider duck".
butcher goes into the back of the shop,get another duck.
old woman again sticks her finger in the rear of the duck,then says"thank you,thats an eider duck,I'll take it".
old woman then says"say,your not the regular butcher,were are you from".
the butcher comes around the counter,drops his pants & say" your so smart,you tell me lady".