Wife comes in from shopping and sees her hubby swatting flies. "How you doing" she says to him. "Good" he says "I have kiiled two male flies and three female flies" "How did you know the sex of them" she said. "Well two were on the tv and three were on the phone"
(do skréše) Vlitni do špilo v to rano! Při vepoštěni taho si aj se sópeřem namontojte "táhnót a pobét toť" a furt dokola oževojte léstek bóchánim do klávese F5! (TeamBundy) (okázat šecke vechetávke)