Like ughaibu, that's what came to my mind when I first read the rule but I never saw it implemented anywhere (let alone here) ...
A very good point snigfarp, it could very well be that we are reading Georgian English in today English ...
(do skréše) Dež přejedeš tó meščárkó nad špilošovó maluvkó členstvi, okáže se tě takové jakobe řádek s hlavnima plkama o špilošovi. (pauloaguia) (okázat šecke vechetávke)