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Baked Alaskan (Eric) - Brain Rook, 0 Brains, 690 achievement points
Total score: 5625 wins, 359 draws, 4902 losses, 144 won tournaments

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Today activity: 0 moves (Server time: 19. September 2021, 00:10:06)
Top activity: 3450 moves (2. January 2005)

ID:12401 (show previous names)
Membership:Brain Rook (11. December 2004 - forever)
Country:United States
First login:10. December 2004, 18:36:01
Last action:16. September 2021, 11:09:10 - cloak mode (?)
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Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.

At the Gates, St. Peter greets and tells him, "Well, you've been such a good guy, and your invention...the assembly line for the automobile ... changed the world !!!!

"As a reward, you can hang out with anyone in Heaven you want."
Ford thinks about it, and says ... "I want to hang out with God Himself."
So, the befuddled St. Peter takes Ford to the Throne Room, and introduces him to God.

Ford then asks God, "When you invented Women, what were You thinking?" God asks,
"What do you mean?" "Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much front end protrusion.
2. It chatters way too much at high speeds.
3. Maintenance is extremely high.
4. It constantly needs repainting, and refinishing.
5. It is out of commission at least 5 or 6 of every 28 days.
6. The rear end wobbles too much.
7. The intake is placed too close to the exhaust.
8. The headlights are usually too small.
9. Fuel consumption is outrageous. Just to name a few."

"Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold on a minute." God goes over to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the results. In no time the computer prints out a report, and God reads it.

God then turns to Ford, and says, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but according to these statistics, more men are riding my invention than yours.
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