finally a joke or two. I was dozing.......

i planted some birdseed yesterday. today a bird grew. i dont know what to feed him

i spilled spot remover on my dog. now she's gone

atheism is a non prophet organization

two termites walk into a bar. they sit down at the bar and inquire, "is the bartender here?"

two termites walk into a bar. they sit down at the bar and inquire, "is the bartender here?"

i got pulled over the other day for speeding. The cop says did you know the speed limit here is 70 miles per hour? I replied, "Yeah, but I didnt plan on being out that long."

i named my dog stay. cmere stay! cmere stay.

maybe the one about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?

ever heard the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle?

some people have a fear of heights, I have a fear of widths.

i spilled spot remover on my dog. now he's gone.