A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."
(gem) Træt af at skulle klikke dig igennem 2-3 side for at komme til den samme side. Betalende medlemmer kan tilføje det til deres kontekst menu. (pauloaguia) (vis alle tips)