This guy is shopping one day and goes into a salvage store to just look around. To his amazement he finds his dream suit that he had always wanted. Knowing what they cost he looks for the price tag nervously.
He is shocked speechless when he see the price of just $19.95. He hurriedly tries it on just to find out that the right sleeve and the left pant leg are both 4 inches to short!
He is heart broken, so as he slowly begins removing the suit a salesman walks up to him and says.........hey that's your color! The customer says.......yes I know and I just love it but........look, look at the sleeve and pant leg!

The salesman thinks fast and says, wait, wait before you remove it. Pull your right arm up inside the right sleeve by bending your right elbow just a little....little more. Perfect!
Now bend your left leg at the knee. a little more. GREAT. Now look in the mirror!
The customer looks in the mirror and is shocked to see how nicely the suite now fits him! I'll take it! Here's $50.00, keep the change and out the door he walks.

Two men are approaching him on the side walk and one says to the other, "Look at that poor cripple man" His friend says "Yes, but doesn't his suite fit him nice!