It was visiting day at the mental hospital. All the inmates
were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria"
and singing it beautifully.


Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple in one hand
and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil.


A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and
then approached the conductor of the choir.

"I am a retired choir director," he said. "This is the one
of the best choirs I have ever heard."


"Yes, I am very proud of them," said the conductor.


"You should take them on tour," said the visitor. "What
are they called?"


"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They
are the Moron Tapanapple Choir."