Three boys were in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers. The first boy said, "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $50!"

The second boy said, "That's nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $100."

The third boy said, "I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon. It takes eight people to collect all the money!"