Artful Dodger: "So that means we're the same age but I'm better looking."

Well sure, but if I shaved my head then you wouldn't be any better looking than me. Besides, my 'Sean Connery' beard more than makes up for my lack of no hair. Some women think bald guys are sexy, but what do they know? Most of them have never met me, and I intend to keep it that way... I mean I intend to keep the beard, not the women. I always let them go when they get tired of my BS.