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21. ９月 2006, 02:42:24

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件名: oops

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband,

"I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's darn near perfect."

He never heard the shot....