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Milioi: Your joke, which is one of the best I've seen on this site, is very welcome in my fellowship:
Laugh it up, M8 (Vtipy od 18ti)

Beren the 32nd: Quiché is a language spoken by native Guatemalans. The world would be better off if this guy was born as a Quiché native speaker.

Universal Eyes: If only he had a Quiché.

JackS:

INVENTORAMF: Thanks for the laugh, I loved especially the 8, 11 and 18.

I loved especially the 11th and 13th one...thanks for a great laugh, Sky...

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Oh my God, jestone. Thanks, I don't remember the last time when I laughed so hard.....Thanks...;-)

If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

This is not true either - the statue in Prague with St. Wenceslas has one front leg in the air. And St. Wenceslas was murdered by his brother.

Bill Clinton is walking past the security gate at the White house and sees sees a scandalus yet true put down written in the snow banks in yellow....he storms into the gate house and demands that they find the culprit as soon as possible....a couple of days later the security chief says to him that he has bad news and worse news.....the bad news is that DNA tests reveal that the urine was from Al Gore...the worse news is that the hand writing was Hillary's

One day George W. Bush and Dick Cheney walk into a diner. A waitress walks up to them and asks if she can take their order. Bush leans close to her and says, "Honey, can I have a quickie?"
The waitress is appalled and yells at the President about women's rights and storms away.

Cheney then says to Bush, "George, its pronounced 'quiche'."

I didn't say I didn't like it...I DID!!! But it's too sad to be a joke!!! ;)

The "joke" posted by chattytea doesn't seem to me as a joke...;]

Damn, this is supposed to be a "Jokes" board!!!