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    <title>BrainKing - Jokes</title>
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    <description>A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-) </description>
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      <title>rod03801 - Re:</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1200075</link>
      <description>pgt: </description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2025 00:33:52 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>pgt</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1200074</link>
      <description>Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands?
It's exactly the same in the Virgin Islands.
....
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There's no canaries there either.</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2025 08:40:28 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - My Favorite Chess Anecdote</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1199682</link>
      <description>A russian peasant came to the world champion and said he had a system that guaranteed white won in 12 moves against any defense....the champion took the challenge twice losing in 12 moves both times....then the 2nd best player took him on and also lost in 12 moves....OMG! said the listener 'what did you do?' the champion replied 'why we killed him of course' </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 12 Jan 2025 17:38:21 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>Walter Montego - Re: WHY...</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1199449</link>
      <description>ketchuplover: Predictably, yes it is.</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Oct 2024 18:28:39 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - WHY...</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1199440</link>
      <description>is random always spelled the same? </description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Oct 2024 21:44:47 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>Smiler. - Re: My Snow Shoes...</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1198884</link>
      <description>ketchuplover: </description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2024 15:49:45 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - My Snow Shoes...</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1198880</link>
      <description>melted</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 03 Apr 2024 19:19:21 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>Smiler. - Re: funny joke</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1198713</link>
      <description>BadBoy7:   That was very funny.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2024 15:56:13 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>BadBoy7 - funny joke</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1198712</link>
      <description>A wife gives her husband a cheating test.
A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home.

Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car.

The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer."</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 18 Feb 2024 07:05:17 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - looketh</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1197770</link>
      <description>over there!</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Apr 2023 19:02:07 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>Mousetrap - Re:</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1197596</link>
      <description>pgt: </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2023 12:35:49 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>pgt</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1197580</link>
      <description>No jokes for about six months!   What a sad world!

Ok!!  

Someone stole my credit card, but I won't be reporting it.  The thief spends less than my wife did!</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 06 Jan 2023 09:12:36 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1197152</link>
      <description>2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 18 Jul 2022 20:31:43 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - "My Wife's side of the...</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1195747</link>
      <description>water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield </description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 11 Apr 2022 23:40:17 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - Never Forget!</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1194605</link>
      <description>the 5th of November</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2021 00:51:45 CET</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - Did you hear the one about the proctologists?</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1193046</link>
      <description>They fell in glove :)</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 18:04:47 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>ketchuplover - Re:</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1192991</link>
      <description>pgt: 

INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :)</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2021 01:03:02 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>Skyking</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1192990</link>
      <description>ooookkkkk</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2021 17:06:42 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>pgt</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1192987</link>
      <description>I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought “That’s the last thing I need!”</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2021 10:08:50 CEST</pubDate>
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      <title>Mousetrap - Re: Christmas Jokes</title>
      <link>https://brainking.com/es/print/Board?bc=47&amp;ngi=1192183</link>
      <description>stingray1: Yep yep good </description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2021 10:54:01 CET</pubDate>
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