<> Deep in the back woods of Tennessee, a hillbilly's
> wife went into labor
> > in the middle of the night, and the doctor was
> called out to perform the
> > Delivery. Since there was no electricity, the
> doctor handed the
> > Father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here. You hold
> this high so I can see
> > what I am doing!." Soon, a baby boy was brought
> into the world.
> >
> > "Whoa there", said the doctor, "Don't be in such a
> rush to put that
> > lantern down. I think there's another one coming."
> Sure enough, within
> > minutes he had delivered a baby girl.
> >
> > "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's
> another one!" said the
> > doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a
> third baby.
> >
> > "No, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern,
> it seems there's yet
> > another one coming!" cried the doctor.
> >
> > The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment,
> and asked the doctor,
> > "You reckon it might be the light that's
> attractin' em?