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<< < 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 > >> 28. November 2020, 09:13:29  And nothing funny has happened in the whole world for two months! 2. December 2020, 22:47:41 Subject: Sarah Fuller has been tasked... with launching the United States' nuclear arsenal ....citizens are encouraged to evacuate now! 7. December 2020, 06:05:50 Subject: Mummies Jokes Where do mummies go for a swim? Answer : to the dead sea !!! To What kind of music do mummies like? Answer: wrap must !!! Ha! Ha! Ha! 7. December 2020, 06:08:40 Subject: Re: Mummies Jokes stingray1: correcting my typo to wrap music, 7. December 2020, 08:50:50 If you can’t think of a word say “I forgot the English word for it.” That way people will think you’re bilingual instead of an idiot. 18. December 2020, 07:01:17 Subject: Christmas Jokes Q. What goes oh! oh! oh!? A. Santa walking backwards! Q. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? A. Rude-olph! Q. What kind of music do Santa's helpers like? A. Wrap music! Q.What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol? A. Silent Night! 16. January 2021, 10:54:01 Subject: Re: Christmas Jokes  stingray1: Yep yep good  5. June 2021, 10:08:50 I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought “That’s the last thing I need!” 6. June 2021, 01:03:02 Subject: Re: pgt: INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :) 16. June 2021, 18:04:47 Subject: Did you hear the one about the proctologists? They fell in glove :) 7. November 2021, 00:51:45 Subject: Never Forget! the 5th of November 11. April 2022, 23:40:17 Subject: "My Wife's side of the... water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield 18. July 2022, 20:31:43 2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad 6. January 2023, 09:12:36 No jokes for about six months! What a sad world! Ok!! Someone stole my credit card, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did! 18. February 2024, 07:05:17 Subject: funny joke A wife gives her husband a cheating test. A man's wife wanted to know how her husband would react if she was to just up and leave one day so she came up with a way to trick her husband into thinking she had left. She wrote a note saying how she was tired of living with him and doesn't want to put up with him anymore. She left the note on the kitchen counter and hid under the bed and waited for her husband to come home. Her husband soon came home, saw the note and wrote something on it. Immediately he started dancing and singing while changing into another pair of clothes. He than proceeds to dial someone and says: Hey babe the idiot finally had enough of me, I was so stupid to marry her wish I found you first, I'll be over in 10 minutes! He than rushes out the door and drives off in his car. The wife comes out from under the bed, tears in her eyes goes to read what her husband had wrote on the note, it said; " I can see your feet sticking out from under the bed idiot, I have gone to buy some beer." 18. February 2024, 15:56:13 Subject: Re: funny joke 3. April 2024, 19:19:21 Subject: My Snow Shoes... melted 4. April 2024, 15:49:45 Subject: Re: My Snow Shoes... ketchuplover: << < 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 > >> |
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