A russian peasant came to the world champion and said he had a system that guaranteed white won in 12 moves against any defense....the champion took the challenge twice losing in 12 moves both times....then the 2nd best player took him on and also lost in 12 moves....OMG! said the listener 'what did you do?' the champion replied 'why we killed him of course'

is random always spelled the same?

melted

over there!

2 out of 3 words using the letters s a m p aren't bad

water bed is frozen" - Rodney Dangerfield

the 5th of November

They fell in glove :)

pgt:

INFINITE GUFFAWAGE :)

with launching the United States' nuclear arsenal ....citizens are encouraged to evacuate now!

Q:. How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: You weren't there man!

Guy in a rain coat flashes a Jewish woman
Woman-"You call that a lining?"

earldrake1:

Space Jam is correct!

their toast?

Skyking:

stop it man you're killing me :)

pgt
I did not figure it out :(

Haridaspal:

hardy har har

is fair

good stuff. thx.

dams:

classic

Siteprice.org says caissa.com is worth $2742 more than brainking.com... I'm surprised it's worth more than 1/10 of BK

crosseyed:

no brains

dams:

lol x infinity