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7. 3月 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
件名: funny vehicle problem

28. 7月 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. 7月 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
件名: more funny signs

8. 7月 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
件名: out in the cornfield

7. 7月 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
件名: what crossed the road?
nobleheart (7. 7月 2006, 03:27:33)に変更されました。
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. 7月 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
件名: signs of the times2

4. 7月 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
件名: cookie humour?

16. 6月 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
件名: signs of the times

12. 6月 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
件名: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. 6月 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. 6月 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
件名: snorkies

8. 6月 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
件名: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. 5月 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. 5月 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
nobleheart (12. 5月 2006, 20:38:03)に変更されました。

11. 5月 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
件名: more funny fotos
nobleheart (11. 5月 2006, 16:55:45)に変更されました。

9. 5月 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
件名: funny fotos

25. 4月 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
件名: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. 4月 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
件名: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
nobleheart (24. 4月 2006, 20:48:58)に変更されました。

24. 4月 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
nobleheart (24. 4月 2006, 20:49:32)に変更されました。
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. 4月 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
件名: this is funny

17. 4月 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
件名: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. 4月 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
件名: no comment

14. 4月 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
件名: this is on my shopping list now

14. 4月 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. 4月 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
件名: hey ScarletRose

6. 3月 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
件名: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. 3月 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
件名: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. 2月 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
件名: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. 2月 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
件名: have you heard the curly shuffle
nobleheart (2. 2月 2006, 02:46:42)に変更されました。
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. 1月 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
nobleheart (2. 2月 2006, 02:47:13)に変更されました。

21. 1月 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
件名: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. 12月 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
件名: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
nobleheart (2. 2月 2006, 02:51:22)に変更されました。

20. 12月 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
件名: santa humour
nobleheart (2. 2月 2006, 02:56:29)に変更されました。

4. 12月 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
件名: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. 11月 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
件名: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. 11月 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
件名: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
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Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
--
There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
--
An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. 11月 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
件名: blonde jokies

18. 11月 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
件名: he he he

16. 11月 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
件名: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. 11月 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
件名: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. 10月 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
件名: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
--
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. 10月 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. 10月 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. 10月 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
件名: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. 10月 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. 10月 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
件名: 8^\

16. 10月 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
件名: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. 10月 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
件名: chuckle

12. 10月 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. 10月 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
件名: Re:
nobleheart (12. 10月 2005, 02:59:11)に変更されました。
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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