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>  God is sitting in  Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't
>need you anymore.   Science has finally figured out a way to create life
>out of nothing.   In other words, we can now do what you did in the
>'beginning'."
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>"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
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>"Well, "  says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
>likeness of You  and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
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>"Well, that's  interesting.  Show  Me."
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>So the scientist  bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
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>"Oh no, no, no..."  interrupts God,
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>"Get your own  dirt."