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7. Mars 2007, 17:56:08
nobleheart 
Sujet: funny vehicle problem

28. Juillet 2006, 15:48:49
nobleheart 
my karma ran over my dogma

26. Juillet 2006, 19:15:04
nobleheart 
Sujet: more funny signs

8. Juillet 2006, 19:48:25
nobleheart 
Sujet: out in the cornfield

7. Juillet 2006, 03:21:46
nobleheart 
Sujet: what crossed the road?
modifié par nobleheart (7. Juillet 2006, 03:27:33)
http://www.factsjokesnfun.com/funny_picture/8/small_thumbs/sumos-cross-the-road.jpg

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bob sent me this:
http://www.pypressusa.com/images/BobDylanChickenCartoon%20copy.jpg

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http://cif.rochester.edu/~willdb/refurbished/rj20040604.png

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http://www.murraythechicken.com/jokes/1why.gif

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http://www.ananova.com/images/news/laughlabchickenPA410x223.jpg

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a fowl link:
http://www.whydidthechickencrosstheroad.com/

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What's your favorite chicken?
Fried
Barbequed
Broiled
Rubber
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Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash snork snork snork
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Why did the one-handed chicken cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
to get to the hopping mall.
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Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital
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How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.
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Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
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Where do animals go when they lose their tails?
They go across the road to the retail shop.
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and last but not least,these:
Why did the chicken cross the muddy road and not come back?
Because he didn't want to be a dirty double-crosser.
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Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
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5. Juillet 2006, 05:35:27
nobleheart 
Sujet: signs of the times2

4. Juillet 2006, 23:17:06
nobleheart 
Sujet: cookie humour?

16. Juin 2006, 17:26:50
nobleheart 
Sujet: signs of the times

12. Juin 2006, 22:33:41
nobleheart 
Sujet: ok ok and now for something completely different..funny signs..c'mon can u brats find some:
ok ok so they weren't awake when they made the sign,maybe it was the high elevation..thin air..ya?
http://img241.echo.cx/img241/1885/sign4vp.jpg

http://gladstone.uoregon.edu/~nmuntal/images/funny%20sign%20church.jpg

9. Juin 2006, 20:12:32
nobleheart 

8. Juin 2006, 19:56:20
nobleheart 
Sujet: snorkies

8. Juin 2006, 18:29:58
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: at the cocktail party
irishfrenchkiss: lol..what a chilly quip that was:
http://www.laze.net/images/other/oops.jpg

31. Mai 2006, 18:33:53
nobleheart 

12. Mai 2006, 20:36:52
nobleheart 
modifié par nobleheart (12. Mai 2006, 20:38:03)

11. Mai 2006, 16:48:11
nobleheart 
Sujet: more funny fotos
modifié par nobleheart (11. Mai 2006, 16:55:45)

9. Mai 2006, 18:51:26
nobleheart 
Sujet: funny fotos

25. Avril 2006, 17:31:14
nobleheart 
Sujet: hey!!!
how did I get a doggie face¿

24. Avril 2006, 20:48:32
nobleheart 
Sujet: a challenge to all our members with funny-bones
modifié par nobleheart (24. Avril 2006, 20:48:58)

24. Avril 2006, 19:19:48
nobleheart 
modifié par nobleheart (24. Avril 2006, 20:49:32)
2 cannibals were eating a comedian,one looked up at the other & said"does this taste funny to you?"

har har ho ho hee hee

17. Avril 2006, 23:18:47
nobleheart 
Sujet: this is funny

17. Avril 2006, 23:15:33
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: The world's shortest fairytale
The Usurper: ah you don't know from funny

14. Avril 2006, 04:39:36
nobleheart 
Sujet: no comment

14. Avril 2006, 04:30:27
nobleheart 
Sujet: this is on my shopping list now

14. Avril 2006, 04:28:46
nobleheart 
he he he there is much truth in humour eh Maxxina...nice one

3. Avril 2006, 23:59:52
nobleheart 
Sujet: hey ScarletRose

6. Mars 2006, 22:35:02
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re:
amandalove: I have some clever,mathematicial & physics limmericks I could not post here if anyone is interested

2. Mars 2006, 19:33:20
nobleheart 
Sujet: a search engine for those who like ducks

25. Février 2006, 21:50:47
nobleheart 
Sujet: cat stuff
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff." - Unknown
"To please himself only, the cat purrs." - Irish Proverb

"The last thing I would accuse a cat of is innocence." - Edward Paley (1786- 1847)

"Honest as the Cat when the meat's out of reach." - Old English saying

"There are no ordinary cats." - Colette

"The smallest feline is a masterpiece." - Leonardo da Vinci

"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one." - Thomas Fuller

"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." - Abraham Lincoln

1. Février 2006, 21:45:43
nobleheart 
Sujet: have you heard the curly shuffle
modifié par nobleheart (2. Février 2006, 02:46:42)
its here:

Hear It

Lyrics

29. Janvier 2006, 22:00:59
nobleheart 
modifié par nobleheart (2. Février 2006, 02:47:13)

21. Janvier 2006, 01:54:20
nobleheart 
Sujet: I hope all you BK brats enjoyed the holidays...
...meditated on the true meaning of the season...
and didnt do anything to crazy for new years:
http://www.curiousjosh.com/gallery/albums/seaofdreamsla04/PICT1131.jpg


all the best to everyone in this year.

22. Décembre 2005, 04:59:59
nobleheart 
Sujet: ty..I love calvin & hobbs
modifié par nobleheart (2. Février 2006, 02:51:22)

20. Décembre 2005, 06:30:43
nobleheart 
Sujet: santa humour
modifié par nobleheart (2. Février 2006, 02:56:29)

4. Décembre 2005, 18:37:53
nobleheart 
Sujet: re :Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

22. Novembre 2005, 04:51:37
nobleheart 
Sujet: more silliness
There once was an angler from Brooklyn
Who ate all the fish that he took in
He was once heard to wish
While eating his fish
"I shouldn't have left the damn hook in"
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There was a young maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think -
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

21. Novembre 2005, 06:03:25
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: notable replies
amandalove: ty amanda,that is soo cool,and appeals to my scifi intellect.any more like that,feel free to share.
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how about these:
A graduate student from Trinity
Computed the cube of infinity;
But it gave him the fidgets
To write down all those digits,
So he dropped math and took up divinity.
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A burleycque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
But she read science fiction
and died of constriction
Attempting a Moebius strip.
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Three jolly sailors from Blaydon-on-Tyne,
They went to sea in a bottle by Klein,
Since the sea was inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
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A research professor Renee,
Cloned people from ape DNA.
The project went well,
Anyone can tell,
'Cause they're members of congress today.
--
Miss Farad was pretty and sensual
And charged to a reckless potential;
But a rascal named Ohm
Conducted her home -
Her decline was, alas, exponential.
--
There once was a girl named Irene,
who lived on distilled kerosene.
But she started absorbin'
A new hydrocarbon,
And since then has never benzene!
--
An electron, while trav'ling in space,
Met a positron there "face-to-face."
The electron then sighed,
At the sight of his bride
And they "died" in a loving embrace.
--

20. Novembre 2005, 02:24:39
nobleheart 
Sujet: blonde jokies

18. Novembre 2005, 23:15:37
nobleheart 
Sujet: he he he

16. Novembre 2005, 01:23:50
nobleheart 
Sujet: your brain on brainking
we have all seen I think the anti-drug commercial on tv"your brain on drugs":
http://www.whitestonecafe.com/images/142_eggs-pan.jpg
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well this is "your brain on brainking":
http://www.poopyjoe.com/a/images2/stress.jpg

1. Novembre 2005, 00:26:55
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....

31. Octobre 2005, 18:08:21
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: Really cheeeeeeeeeeeeeezy joke....
Lamby: Lamby's been out in the cornfield again (groooaan)
--
http://www.theholidayspot.com/halloween/jokes.htm

25. Octobre 2005, 02:29:05
nobleheart 
yes lol

25. Octobre 2005, 02:17:56
nobleheart 

25. Octobre 2005, 01:13:23
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re: Remember him in a moment of silence
ScarletRose: LSHIPML..fthats very clever ScarletRose,did u make that up or find it?

19. Octobre 2005, 03:00:47
nobleheart 
some fun stuff
weird-search-engines

strange stuff search engine
http://www.altervistas.com/

find a grave search engine
http://findagrave.com/index.html
http://findagrave.com/php/famous.php?page=gSearch&page=gSearch&globalSearchCriteria=

find the weather history of a place on any date
http://www.weatherunderground.com/history/airport/EDDI/1998/12/3/DailyHistory.html

find song lyrics re any keyword entered search engine
http://www.searchlyrics.org/?artist=&song=&lyric=ketchup

17. Octobre 2005, 19:41:44
nobleheart 
Sujet: 8^\

16. Octobre 2005, 01:43:50
nobleheart 
Sujet: watch about the blonde jokes..

14. Octobre 2005, 06:10:15
nobleheart 
Sujet: chuckle

12. Octobre 2005, 02:59:02
nobleheart 
neither was just walking along the river edge

12. Octobre 2005, 02:51:17
nobleheart 
Sujet: Re:
modifié par nobleheart (12. Octobre 2005, 02:59:11)
skipinnz: I dont hike through the woods with pants oFF!
maybe you need to go here:

Link edited due to nudity..

Please peeps try to remember children are present.. young children..

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