A place to share jokes, funny stories, and to just laugh in general :-)
Please remember this board can be (and is) accessed by children. All jokes should be family friendly. No profanity No jokes of a sexual nature
KEEP IT PG rated
Thanks!
Liste des forums de discussions
Vous n'êtes pas autorisé de poster des messages dans ce forum. Le niveau d'adhésion minimal requis pour poster dans ce forum est Pion.
Found this today; no sexism intended! --------- The guy is on his final question on 'KBC' (The Indian version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire), and has just the one lifeline left, 'Phone A Friend'.
The question goes...
"Which Bird does not make a nest?" Options:
1: Sparrow 2: Swallow 3: Blackbird 4: Cuckoo
The guy is not sure, so he calls his girlfriend. She answers, "Stupid, it's obviously a cuckoo, 100%" and the guy wins.
Later the guy calls his girlfriend, "how the hell did you know that, honey? I must say you've got more brains than I credit you for!"
And the sweet thing replies: . . . . . . . ."Well, u idiot, cuckoo lives in a clock na!"
(Cacher) Vous n'arrêtez pas de perdre au temps? Les abonnés peuvent activer les Vacances Automatiques pour mettre un jour de vacance lorsquils risquent de perdrent au temps. (pauloaguia) (Montrer toutes les astuces)