that brings back memories,when i was a kid,I slipped down a slick river bank & slide into a grove of nettles.

http://coolabah.com/ausblog/sunflower/Montana%20-%20dunny.jpg

Maxxina: what was that sign telling us to do,pee over the wall?lol

http://static.flickr.com/23/24765967_5443bba7fa_b.jpg

http://www.hcn.org/allimages/2004/jun21/graphics/040621-030.jpg

...but it is udderly the strangest roadside attraction I have seen to date.

do they deliver that?

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/images/q-t/signsquarefootpizza.jpg

see the 21st picture from the top:
http://www.freewebs.com/damacespage/pictures.htm

http://www.funnypart.com/funny_pictures/pizza.shtml

http://www.dribbleglass.com/images/billboards/agency.jpg

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/billboards81b.htm

ScarletRose: if you like balloons ,I have 2 links for you..he he he

Backoff: =temporary insanity

sorry..it is a small pic
i am using the avant browsermit has a magnify .jpg function

http://www.nd.edu/~ehalton/EuroTour02/Irony.jpg
http://www.majordojo.com/uploads/popup.gif
http://www.terranova.net/content/images/irony.jpg
https://ideotrope.org/pub/media/photos/steve/2005/03/20050319170043.jpg
http://www.carltonappraisalsinc.com/HurricanePhotos/Irony.JPG
http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/ssign8.jpg
note the boat name
http://www.helpinsureme.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/boat~accident~2.jpg

http://www.10-7.com/humor/photopages/ironic%20bus%20ad.jpg

Fifth Third Bancorp(did they lose count?)
http://www.richardfranke.com/r5066/p9859mc.jpg
what were they thinking?
http://www.jokechallenge.com/funny_pictures/lick_a_chick.html
http://www.wernersplace.com/images/pork_sign.jpg

http://public.turkmafia.org/~funpics/6th.sense.jpg

http://www.mrcomputerservices.com/downloads/loosetongue.jpg

no comment

http://bradley.weblogs.us/images/Church%20sign.jpg

gee,the thought never occured to me:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/318763/2/Funny_Sign.jpg

how about this:
http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics2/dip.jpg

lets keep it clean

the lady & the plumber
A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went; no plumber; eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, one o'clock; no plumber.
She concluded he wasn't coming, and went out to do some errands. While she was out, the plumber arrived.
He knocked on the door; the lady's parrot, who was at home in a cage by the door, said, "Who is it?"
He replied, "It's the plumber."
He thought it was the lady who'd said, "Who is it?" and waited for her to come and let him in. When this didn't happen he knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!"
He waited, and again the lady didn't come to let him in. He knocked again, and again the parrot said, "Who is it?"
He said, "It's the plumber!!!!!!!!"
Again he waited; again she didn't come; again he knocked; again the parrot said, "Who is it?"; "Aarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!!!" he said, flying into a rage; he pushed the door in and ripped it off its hinges. He suffered a heart attack and he fell dead in the doorway.
The lady came home from her errands, only to see the door ripped off its hinges and a corpse lying in the doorway, "A dead body!" she exclaimed, "Who is it?!"
The parrot said, "It's the plumber."
-=-=-=-
the lady & the bad parrot
A lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father,I have a problem.My husband was a ship captain & when he died,I inhereted his parrot.but she only know how to say one thing."
"What does sshe say?",the priest asked.
She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?"
"That's terrible", the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your talking female parrot over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray with th prayer beads and read the Bible, then my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrot will learn to pray and worship."
"Thank you." said the lady.
So the next day, the lady brings her female parrot to the priest's house. The priest's two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots.
She says "Hi,I'm a slut.Do you want to have some FUN?"
One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and says, "throw your beads away.Our prayers have been answered."

long lost twins set 2:
bruno gerussi
http://www.canadiancopywriter.ca/brunogerussi.jpg
obelix
http://rallye.gaulois.free.fr/intro-obelix.gif

you have to find,on your own, a set of "long lost twins" (or triplets)as a joke.
heres my 1st two to start you & so you get the idea.
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long lost twins set 1:
ET
http://www.originalalamo.com/images/et.jpg
kelsey grammar
http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper210/112504_grammar.jpg
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long lost triplets set 2:
michael jackson
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38289000/jpg/_38289931_jackson150.jpg
ari
http://www.threemoviebuffs.com/miscreview/planetoftheapes3.jpg
phantom of the opera
http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon/Chaney%20Sr.,%20Lon%20(Phantom%20of%20the%20Opera,%20The)_01.jpg

oopps sorry foxy

michael jacson's next cosmetic surgery:
http://www.planetstern.com/pod/jackson.jpg

hey AD I love your new jed clampett look.
hot dam granny,makes me want to run right out & jump in the C-ment pond.

spicieangel:
canine cackles:
http://www.billzilla.org/DOGBLOW.jpg
http://www.grendoxdachshunds.com/weenie%20dog%20magnet.jpg
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/swa0199l.jpg
http://www.forcounsel.com/products/8216.jpg
http://www.camplotsadogs.ca/images/joke-memo.gif
http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/1995-02-25.gif
http://www.craigmarloch.org.uk/images/jokes/lostpupy.jpg
http://www.rawmeatybones.com/readers_pics/DogLawyer.jpg
http://wired.st-and.ac.uk/~chris/humour/image/dog.jpg
http://marbella.to/humour/aug00/catsale.jpg

read this sentence out loud repeatedly.
1st time read the whole thing.
each consecuative time , read it out loud as per the last time you red it except for the last word:

oh! harry let's not park here.

ScarletRose: yuckers...
ya,but can you do this,I can
http://www.jambl.net/m/albert2.jpg
http://www.newhair.com/images/resources/mp-2002-scalplaxity/scalplaxity_fig03.jpg

http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Blonde-Joke.jpg
http://onsitetechsnet.com/blog/media/1/20050402-Bleached-Blonde-Joke.jpg
http://www.raylindstrom.com/files/MS_Word_for_Blondes_v1_0.jpg
http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/blonde.html
blonde pole dancer
http://www.c-wilkie.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jokes/pages/pole_dancer.html

ScarletRose: ok u asked for it,clean redneck jokes:

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/redneck_gingerbread_house.jpg
redneck cat carrier
http://people.ucsc.edu/~goldnboi/Funny%20Pictures.htm
http://www.ajokes.com/jokes/3261.html
http://www.the-joke-box.com/pictures/960.png
http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/r/redneck_snow_plough.jpg
http://www.sydes.net/jokes/pictures/r/redneck_body_work.jpg
http://www.medialunchbox.com/pics/horseshoes.jpg
redneck BBQ
http://www.extremetomfoolery.com/jokepics/446.jpg
--
ok,who do we pick on next(on in good fun)

Y Y's U r
Y Y's U B
I C U R
Y Y's for me
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other acronyms like this I am looking for,any of u clever brats know any?

to her,every miss was a myth ¤¤¤ groan ¤¤¤

new! picabo
hey,I heard that crack wiz guy

http://www.collectr.com/ol/images/opstreetp.jpg

volant:
U R warped

skipinnz: will this help?

http://www.bofunk.com/media/images/viruseliminator.jpg

harley,I think your smoking to much of that monkey loco-wed...lol

volant: aren't all men from mars anyway?lol
----
"if they can put a man on the moon,why not all of them?".

http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/146608/2/Mrs_Crack_in_the_Bum.jpg

does anyone remember the UK comedy "father ted"
here is his search engine:
http://www.doogle.org/
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elmer fudd's search engine
http://www.google.com/intl/xx-elmer/
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does anyone know any more?please share

ANTIQUE = an old ant
ANCIENT = a really old ant
ETCHANT = an ant artist
ELEGANT = Foxy Lady
ENCHANT = ScarletRose
GALLANT = nobleheart
VAGRANT = a hobo ant
DEVIANT = ArtfulDodger ( just kidding)
MUTANT = clay ( just kidding)
PEASANT = a poor ant
CANTEEN = were ants eat
SEXTANT = no comment
reliant = an ant you can depend on
adamant = the 1st ant
debutant= a girl ant
bouyant = a boy ant
submergant = a skin diving ant

ScarletRose: gotta love ScarletRose's warped sense of humour.

If ScarletRose comes to your front door saying he or she is conducting a medical survey on deer ticks, and asks you to take your clothes off and dance around with your arms up, DO NOT DO IT!!
IT IS A SCAM! she only wants to see you naked!

http://www.coolbuddy.com/jokes/IMGS/men_r_never_satisfied.jpg

http://www.barking-moonbat.com/index.php/Gallery/image_med/187/

http://mookieriffic.mu.nu/archives/man.gif

http://iranscope.ghandchi.com/Fun/perfectman.jpg

http://users.eastlink.ca/~smclea/boatpics/boat37.jpg
http://www.wakeworld.com/WWImages/articles/2004/insurance1.jpg

ah c'mon brats,a little class plase...enough with the toilet humour...lol..lets chnge the joke direction..mmm..let ss..mmm what next:
ok I know..a challenge everyone fins & share a funny (clean)photo:

http://www.webwasteland.com/links-images/waterskiaccident.jpg

skipinnz: blondes like backgammon because it has a bar & they get hit on

harley: geesh..harley has been lead out into the "corn" field by Partica I think