Bernice:All this science that can clone, create life in a petri dish, and they can't figure out how to grow me hair. 

Artful Dodger: it is a scary world.....but by the time I get clearance to "come back" it will be the norm

Bernice:

I did  read somewhere that scientists have found a way to fertilize an egg using a woman's DNA (something like that) but it's not a perfected process.  They are able to make a "sperm" with another woman's DNA. 

Ok, fine.  So two lesbians could theoretically have kids this way.  Then it would be true that a woman doesn't need a man (except it's men who discovered this process).

And we've already had a pregnant man (sort of) so I guess men don't need women either. 

It's a scary world out there!  Science is changing everything.  And the potential for abuse is staggering.

Artful Dodger: well I spose men ARE good for sumpin then ROFLMBO

Bernice:  Yeah but she did need a man.  Even the dr who implanted the embryos was a man.      Maybe her problem is that she couldn't get a man! 

she is obviously a woman who wants to prove to the world that she doesn't need a man ROFLMBO........the tax-payer will pay for those kids, and she will be living in absolute luxury, just you mark my words LOL

Artful Dodger: I have the nightly news on in the background and I THINK he said they medical bills alone for the babies will top one million dollars??!! OMG you have got to be kidding me...I don't understand HOW she was able to be implanted with ONE let alone more.

to bring up these children
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7873890.stm

Bwild: Or Pelosi's Payoff. 

Artful Dodger:the whole thing is a joke.  push push push by the democrats......then we'll fgure out what to do with it. it should have a name change from economic stimulas to baracks allowance.

Bwild:  And Nancy Pelosi stands before the press and says that Americans are losing 500 million jobs a month.  Um, there aren't that many people living in the US. Let's see, there are 305,758,372.  Kinda like democrats that vote.  More vote than are registered.  More are registered than the entire population of any given State.  So at least her math is consistent!

huh?....

Artful Dodger: They say change is one of the true constants of the universe....... anyone who just stands still and does not move is practically dead... ie the unmoved mover or the moved mover.

Life flows.....

Artful Dodger:
• $650 million for the digital television converter box coupon program....
feds are giving out iou's for the coupon program.

Artful Dodger: hehehe....love being bad ROFL.

Bernice: You tell him girl.

Bernice: You're bad.  

Artful Dodger: ***I say good for me and bernice! ;)*** and Im like you....no one tells me when or where to spend...when I need something I will pay for it but spending for the sake of spending is a waste of money....

Jim Dandy: and even smaller minds to remark on the fact I noticed

awesome: ROFLMAO

Charles Martel:Yeah but those are essentials. 

Last year I spent mine on Phillies tickets , 32 tickets all together, baseball players need financial help too!

Czuch: I spend my money when I want to.  I just bought my wife a new computer (lap top) and we just purchased round trip flights to Arizona.  Car rental too.  So that will put some bucks back into the economy.  So I've more than spent that money but on my terms and not on the governments.  I never buy something just cuz I have the money (the government could learn from that).  You should see the truck I drive.  I could buy a new one outright but why?  Better off in the bank.  I say good for me and bernice!  ;)

Czuch:

I agree... I used mine on a 6-month dosage of Viagra..I was under the impression it was to be used for stimulation...

Artful Dodger:

Whey did they do that? The US did something similar. We got 1200 dollars from the knucklehead government. They wanted to stimulate the economy. I put it in the bank for a rainy day.


I had heard that a lot of people hadnt spent their money like the government had hoped.... I personally went straight to sears and bought a new lawn mower and refrigerator!!


I dont know what people get from holding on to their money, really??? Its meant to stimulate the economy, and its money you didnt have before anyway, why not help out the economy and spend away???

You say you believe in trickle down economics, yet you horde a government stimulus incentive???


Shame on you AD and bernice too!

anastasia:  that pretty much sums up this stimulus package.  It's our money and congress is wasting it.  Most news (if not all) agencies agree.  It needs serious trimming.

Artful Dodger: I remember...now this was YEARS ago tho..I was maybe 13...my Dad and I were watching the nightly news ( I always had a thing for that,lol) and they were reporting on bad government spending...they reported on the one,it was to study the flow rate of ketchup....to this DAY I wonder why anyone would need,or care to have to spend millions of dollars on that...me and Daddy joked about that up untill he died

Jim Dandy:  Almost.  It needed beans and a fire pit. 

Artful Dodger: I thought it was a classic Mel Brooks type skit

• $2 billion earmark to re-start FutureGen, a near-zero emissions coal
power plant in Illinois that the Department of Energy defunded last
year because it said the project was inefficient.
• A $246 million tax break for Hollywood movie producers to buy motion picture film.
• $650 million for the digital television converter box coupon program.
• $88 million for the Coast Guard to design a new polar icebreaker (arctic ship).
• $448 million for constructing the Department of Homeland Security headquarters.
• $248 million for furniture at the new Homeland Security headquarters.
• $600 million to buy hybrid vehicles for federal employees.
• $400 million for the Centers for Disease Control to screen and prevent STD's.
• $1.4 billion for rural waste disposal programs.
• $125 million for the Washington sewer system.
• $150 million for Smithsonian museum facilities.
• $1 billion for the 2010 Census, which has a projected cost overrun of $3 billion.
• $75 million for "smoking cessation activities."
• $200 million for public computer centers at community colleges.
• $75 million for salaries of employees at the FBI.
• $25 million for tribal alcohol and substance abuse reduction.
• $500 million for flood reduction projects on the Mississippi River.
• $10 million to inspect canals in urban areas.
• $6 billion to turn federal buildings into "green" buildings.
• $500 million for state and local fire stations.
• $650 million for wildland fire management on forest service lands.
• $1.2 billion for "youth activities," including youth summer job programs.
• $88 million for renovating the headquarters of the Public Health Service.
• $412 million for CDC buildings and property.
• $500 million for building and repairing National Institutes of Health facilities in Bethesda, Maryland.
• $160 million for "paid volunteers" at the Corporation for National and Community Service.
• $5.5 million for "energy efficiency initiatives" at the Department of Veterans Affairs National Cemetery Administration.
• $850 million for Amtrak.
• $100 million for reducing the hazard of lead-based paint.
•
$75 million to construct a "security training" facility for State
Department Security officers when they can be trained at existing
facilities of other agencies.
• $110 million to the Farm Service Agency to upgrade computer systems.
• $200 million in funding for the lease of alternative energy vehicles for use on military installations.

Jim Dandy:  It was like a modern day Monte Python mixed with a little Marx brothers and Chaplin thrown in. 

Bernice:That is so crazy.  Whey did they do that?  The US did something similar.  We got 1200 dollars from the knucklehead government.  They wanted to stimulate the economy.  I put it in the bank for a rainy day.

Foxy Lady:It will be in my tummy if I find it!

Bernice: and only small minds would notice

Jim Dandy: small things amuse small minds ROFL................

well I sure as hell aint going to spend it........it is the most stupid idea I have ever heard of....there are enough drunks/homeless/druggies as there is without giving them more money to spend on like....it just makes me sick.....mine will go in the bank with the rest of my millions LOLOL

Bernice: What are you gonna do with your money?

our Govt has just given every man, woman and child $950 each....that is over and above the more than $1000 that pensioners/disabled got before xmas.......how to go broke in a hurry :(

Artful Dodger: LOL "Where's The Beef"?

Artful Dodger: No wonder they were dead against the Bush tax rebates..

 And She's third in line to be President??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8hMJVXt09E

Bernice:   I grew some hair  lol

Artful Dodger: as has every other for the past...oh,I dunno...FOREVER...untill we all carpool to Washington and crash the gates and forcefully take back DC..not to much I can do,is there?

Artful Dodger: hey sexy....love your pic :)

Artful Dodger: It comes on at 1am,I like to fall asleep listening to it.I don't bring my laptop to the bedroom