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23. 十月 2006, 05:43:52

BananaD

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题目: U2 concert

At a U2 concert in Glasgow, Bono asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone

"Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from near the front pierces the silence;

"Well, stop ******* doing it then."

23. 十月 2006, 08:00:49

Dolittle

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题目: Re: U2 concert

BananaD: Sorry but that isn't funny!

23. 十月 2006, 18:21:43

mook53lhd

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题目: Re: U2 concert

BananaD: 1 for funny. purely being humorous. .it couldv'e been said differently for sure . say everytime you clap "someone in the world kicks the bucket from it.or a gentler way someone in the world contracts it mook53lhd

24. 十月 2006, 07:03:17

BananaD

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题目: Re: U2 concert

Obviously some don't know the weird sense of humour Glaswegians have and you can't put it past them in making such a comment. I work closely with a couple of ex Glaswegians.
Bono does a lot of great work (as well as Bob Geldof just to name 2) in making the power nations of this world do something productive in assisting those countries less fortunate. I'll leave it at that as this is not the board to discuss this any further. cheers.