BrainKing - 讨论板 (Jokes)

题目: Re:

Rose: That be a dirty bird!!

25. 一月 2007, 18:20:54

题目: Re:

Tuesday: Fowl means only "any domestic birds used as food, as the chicken, duck, etc".
Foul means "stinking, loathsome etc".

23. 十月 2006, 08:00:49

题目: Re: U2 concert

BananaD: Sorry but that isn't funny!

20. 七月 2006, 00:08:12

题目: Re: Wal-Mart

ClayNashvilleTN:As an ex WalMart employee, I love that!!

5. 六月 2005, 04:41:04

LOL@red dragon...that's funny!!

5. 五月 2005, 01:36:26

LMBO

14. 四月 2005, 07:04:16

题目: Re:

BIG BAD WOLF: I got all 10, lucky guessing!

27. 二月 2005, 05:52:18

Ditto, those are funny!!!

24. 一月 2005, 06:54:23

Haha, I own that dog!!

24. 十二月 2004, 17:02:59

Right on Rose!

Funny Winnie...thanks!!

21. 十一月 2004, 03:54:59

题目: Re: Christmas

True it sure is sneaking up fast!!

12. 十一月 2004, 17:56:45

Haha..good one Prisha!!

12. 十一月 2004, 16:32:25

Three cheers for harley!!

13. 七月 2004, 18:18:59

题目: Re: I would like to know who will be first! :D

No heart attack here...just wet my pants!!

11. 七月 2004, 07:29:47

I was just joking AD..they are all funny!!

10. 七月 2004, 08:27:57

10. 七月 2004, 01:01:30

LOL@AD

You best duck and run for cover!!

26. 六月 2004, 18:58:59

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AMEN on that one Summertop!!

26. 六月 2004, 18:57:02

Subject: Definition of a Bar-B-Que

It's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into
motion:
1) The woman goes to the shops.
2) The woman makes the salad, vegetables and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along
with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man,
who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer whilst he deals with
the situation.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon
seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that There's Just No Pleasing
Some Women

25. 六月 2004, 20:46:44

LOL..now that is one smart little old lady!

4. 六月 2004, 04:12:35

ROFL@harley! I think that old lady moved in my house too.

24. 五月 2004, 21:59:30

LOL@jestone! I like that one.

15. 五月 2004, 17:27:25