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Diets
A diet is a weigh of life.
It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we
don't gain weight.
A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's
dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room.
One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike: If you're thin, don't
eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat... fast.
The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive
in window of McDonalds.
The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon.
The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak.
Above all, dieters are advised to avoid Pepsi, the pause that refleshes.
Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.
are for people who are thick and tired of it.
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what
other people eat.
are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it.
A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width.
It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the
seconds.
Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain.
The best way to lose weight is by skipping... snacks and dessert.
Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two... alone.
People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens.
A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead
of its blessings.
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