Artful Dodger: if they do, right click the link, copy image url, paste, ta da

Iamon lyme: some people will see this image

http://www.unexpectedpages.com/stolenimages/spongestolen.gif

Iamon lyme: That settles it. I'm not moving!

Iamon lyme: I'm moving to Canada. They are now officially richer than Americans (on average). They have a lower corporate tax, a national energy policy, and more freedoms to let the private sector do its thing. Hmmm. WHAT???

MissDelish:

One was a 71 year old man at an internet cafe. Two thugs enter. One with a bat and the other with a gun. The BatGuy smashes a computer and threatens everyone while the GunGuy points his gun at the heads of customers.

71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier waits for GunGuy to turn his back. 71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier pulls his gun and shoots GunGuy who starts running for the door. 71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier continues shooting hitting both GunGuy and BatGuy. They run out the door, bleeding from their wounds and trip over each others as they try to get away from the 71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier's bullets. As the door just about closes, 71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier takes one more shot of the BadGuys who are sprawled out on the sidewalk. Police caught the crooks shortly after that (following the blood trail) and the 71YearOldConsealedWeaponCarrier got a free latte.

Yeah guns!

Um, on guns: Over 2.5 million violent crimes yearly are stopped by PRIVATE gun owners & well over 70% don't have to pull the trigger!

The Col: Don't analyze it. Just go with it.

MissDelish: The remarks I made were impersonal. Just to be clear. I'd never get "personal" with the Col.

The Col: Well I don't blame her for that! I've seen myself on film.

The Col: But do you have it on video? If not, it won't stand up in court.

The Col: that's paranormal to you son

Maybe you've just earned my distrust.

Iamon lyme: Your complaints about V's obfuscating, twisting, and subject changing are starting to convince me that you really are me! Now you really sound like me!

Interesting that a majority of people on this board all agree about that same thing. The only one who can't see it is V himself. Sad really.

ps....and pettifogging.

rod03801:

Iamon lyme: Lemon Lime, if you buy a new watch and it doesn't work because the battery was dead. And then you open the back to see what size the battery is, and because the back isn't properly fitted, the screwdriver you're holding slips and you stab yourself in your face. The screwdriver, now stuck in your face, because of the faulty watch, hurts and is bleeding like a sieve. The blood falls on the floor making it slippery. You get up to call 911 and slip on your blood from the wound caused by the screwdriver that you used to open the back of the watch that was new but didn't work because of the dead battery and you fall backwards. You fall hard on the back of your head and lay there in your own blood. Now you have a concision, a screwdriver stuck in your face, blood squirting out of the wound, and all because of a faulty fitting watch back. When you finally get to the phone, you are full of blood. The blood caused the key pads on the phone to stick and not work properly. You dial 911 but get directory assistance. Try as you might, you can't dial 911 because the blood is now all over the phone. You scream and a neighbor comes in to help but slips on the blood and hits his head. He's unconscious. But when he falls his phone falls out. Now the blood on your hands are dry and you're able to dial. But his phone is dead. YOu crawl to the street screaming for help. Rushed to the hospital, you nearly die.

Who should you sue? Will your neighbor sue you? Will you sue your neighbor? Will you have Cheerios for breakfast? If a dog barks like a seal, is it still a dog? Does any of this make sense?

Iamon lyme: Not to mention that the lazy liberals in the US look for ways to sue so they can make money the easy way. It's really extortion via the courts. 2 million for spilling one's coffee. Seriously. The woman that won that award needed to be jailed for even bringing that suit.

Iamon lyme: A mind is a terrible thing to waste! I know where mine is. I keep it locked up just in case I ever need it.

BREAKING! Arpaio Investigation: Obama Certificate 100% FORGED! National ...: http://youtu.be/t2rO9dA6GcM via @youtube

Iamon lyme: "Personal Fiscal Responsibility" ??? What??? Are you crazy???! Have you lost your mind???!!!

Iamon lyme: That fact sheet was around for over 12 years and Obama never objected. Also he got student aid for being a student from a foreign country. It's being ignored by the liberal press and only picked up by the bloggers. Even Fox is keeping a distance. Cowards.

Looks like the Clintons were the first ones to question His Majesty on his eligibility. More to come on that.

Iamon lyme: Looks like Obama's birth certificate is a total forgery. Also, he was a dope head when in college. Now he's just a dope.

Anytime someone complains about other's good fortunes (which is due to their hard work) you can bet the complainer is living off the government and has a thousand excuses why he/she can't work. "I hurt my big toe" or some other lame excuse. My liberal friends all complain and whine. My conservative friends all work hard and help others.

The Col: oh stop. YOu always have an ulterior motives in "discussions" with me. And "thanks for playing" wasn't originated by you so bite me.

So ah, thanks for playing, again.

The Col: Yeah well, thanks for playing. Next time you might even win.

The Col: Yer welcome. Sorry if you don't like my honesty.

The Col: Well like I said it depends on what YOU mean by right wing extremists. Using the definition I have in mine I'd say no. They don't love America. They love their screwed up ideology.

Carrying this further: Does Obama love America? No. He wants to fundamentally change American from what it is to what it is not. He can find that in Venezuela.

The Col: Depends on who you mean. I know some right wingers that are the same. They want freedom for themselves but not so much for others. But if you mean the tea party, they are patriots. They want to restore the US to what we are Constitutionally. But some extreme groups just want their ideology to command regardless of laws or Constitution principles.

The Col: No I don't. Moderates maybe but not the progressives. They love their ideology and want only what's best for their screwed up view of the world. They want to fundamentally change America. They should move to Cuba. There's a fundamental change for ya.

rod03801: Liberals are good at running things into the ground. They won't be satisfied until they've demolished everything. Then they will still blame everyone else for what they themselves have created. They are the party of blame.

Iamon lyme: someone is very clever!

Iamon lyme: love the chess one lol

Iamon lyme: Oh great. Now I'm you again. Just when I was getting over my identity crisis.

Iamon lyme: yeah but the booze helps them sleep through the night

Iamon lyme: He just farted and said, "Woah! Did you hear that one?!"

Iamon lyme: The master of pettifogging loves to complain that others do what only he does.

The knucklehead left loves to vilify the rich. But it's the rich that provide the majority of jobs in society. They are the ones that take the risks, sometimes winning and sometimes losing. We peons get the benefits of their efforts in jobs.

If the rich were to pay "their fair share" as Obama is calling for, it would generate 85 Billion more per year. Wow, a lot of money huh? Except that the US spends that amount every 8 1/2 days. And we all know that given more money, the Congress would put that money into paying down the debt right? Fat chance.

Iamon lyme: most abortions of the "back alley" days were done by professional medical personal. Another lie from the baby killers.

Iamon lyme: Women do have to live by "our" rules. A woman left her child unattended in her car and the child was taken away and the woman went to jail. Yeah, she broke the "rule."

Iamon lyme: I once explained to a woman on BK (no longer here) the exact procedure involved in partial birth (breech birth the baby, turn it over, jam a long needle into the base of its skull, suck out its brains, deliver the dead baby, go have coffee.

She called me a liar and never talked to me again. Sick idiot. She didn't even care enough to get her facts straight. Most pro choicers are like that: ignorant of facts.

Iamon lyme: I wish my neighbor would give me that offer. Have sex with his hot wife three times a week and pay me. hmmmmm Is that reverse prostitution?

Iamon lyme: Crazy. The unborn ARE living even as a zygote. By the time they get aborted, many of them get ripped from limb to limb (literally) or scaled in an acid solution. Like catching babies with pitchforks except you can't see the horror.

hahahah
http://i.imgur.com/Y5HPw.jpg

Iamon lyme: the abortion debate will never be settled until it's abolished. And like it or not, under Obama care we are paying for abortions.

Iamon lyme: and

Number of abortions per day: Approximately 115,000 incl illegal ones (world wide)

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_abortions_take_place_a_day#ixzz20I0IegPR

MissDelish: I kept telling people Lemon Lime is smarter than I and so we can't be the same person. I don't even know what you guys are talking about.

MissDelish:

Iamon lyme: Must be a liberal. He has two faces. lol

Iamon lyme: It could easily be argued that those on state assistance are greedy for other people's money.