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21. June 2005, 05:39:51

Partica

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Subject: Some Silly Corny Jokes

Modified by Partica (21. June 2005, 06:07:50)

What do you get if you cross a leopard with a plum?
A HIGHLY DANGEROUS SPOTTED PURPLE PEOPLE EATER!

What's big, grey, heavy and wears glass slippers?
CINDERELLAPHANT

What happened to the cat that ate a ball of wool?
SHE HAD MITTENS!

What's green and sings Rock and Roll in the garden?
ELVIS PARSLEY!

16. June 2005, 05:14:42

Partica

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Subject: corniest one I know lol

Knock Knock
who is there
orange
orange who?
orange
orange who?
apple aren't ya glad i didn't say orange?